wecansexy:

do you ever just

stare into space and be like

oh my god i have no idea what my actual personality is

208,915 notes

godsmangina:

Liking people is stupid all you end up doing is ruining songs you really liked beforehand

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wwhalehunter:

thedoctorisaconsultinghunter:

hipsterinatardis:

If you don’t love Wallace, you’re wrong.

who wouldnt reblog wallace wells

(Source: colinmania)

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thebulkinator:

my-dear-psychopath:

These are probably the best things ever.

EVER.

IVE BEEN WAITING SO LONG FOR THIS

(Source: when-life-gives-you-boobs)

261,321 notes

danglingthpider:

notcrazyiswear:

I’ve put together a simple chart that explains the various ways you should and shouldn’t summon a waiter over to your table, and the service you’re likely to receive accordingly.

Because if one more middle aged, obnoxious asshole goes “hey you!” and snaps their fingers at me, I WILL snap said person’s neck.

I waitressed my way through college and one night this guy yells at me “Oi! you with the tits!” and my co-worker Matthew walked up to him and said “yes?”

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official-sebastianstan:

Everyone Loves a Good Car Jam!!! - by Thomas Sanders

LITERALLY THE BEST PART IS YOU CAN SEE THE PURE SHOCK ON HIS FACE

(Source: howtotrainyourdonger)

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spinsterprivilege:

noirnites:

Macabre statues to keep me company outside my new office.

Congratulations on the job. I didn’t know Hell was even hiring.

spinsterprivilege:

noirnites:

Macabre statues to keep me company outside my new office.

Congratulations on the job. I didn’t know Hell was even hiring.

21,416 notes