sherrocked:

My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other
I’m so done with my life

(Source: amovible)

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slackerlackermotivation:

needs to be put up in every school 

slackerlackermotivation:

needs to be put up in every school 

(Source: yeah-yeah-the-oat)

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actualglittertrash:

knightscrest:

if u have a crush on me i have one question: what made u lower ur standards so much

because no one’s perfect, so i’d figured you were as close as it gets

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kitten-burrito:

mr-egbutt:

mr-egbutt:

Now, this gif always annoys me, because it shows up on my dash with comments like “omg this is the sexiest thing eva” and “men in suits hhhHHH” which is fair enough.
But this gif is a very poor example of a sexily suited man. His jacket is extremely ill fitted, as if it were made for a man four sizes up from him. His tie is crooked, too tight, and mis-lengthened. His shirt’s collar is the wrong size for him, and the way he buttons it makes it look as if he’s never done it before.
Here, ladies and gents, is how it is done.



For the new followers, this is why I made these gifs to begin with.

Oh my, are you saying the young man in those gifs is actually you, oh…wow…

kitten-burrito:

mr-egbutt:

mr-egbutt:

Now, this gif always annoys me, because it shows up on my dash with comments like “omg this is the sexiest thing eva” and “men in suits hhhHHH” which is fair enough.

But this gif is a very poor example of a sexily suited man. His jacket is extremely ill fitted, as if it were made for a man four sizes up from him. His tie is crooked, too tight, and mis-lengthened. His shirt’s collar is the wrong size for him, and the way he buttons it makes it look as if he’s never done it before.

Here, ladies and gents, is how it is done.

For the new followers, this is why I made these gifs to begin with.

Oh my, are you saying the young man in those gifs is actually you, oh…wow…

(Source: incoherentchatter)

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ppyajunebug:

Wayne Brady has reached the level of Eternal Scout

(Source: sandandglass)

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nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

gravity-loves-me:

vulpixc0re:

Life lesson: If anyone is scared of you, lick them.

#okay but if legendaries are basically like gods this is like zeus coming down from mt. olympus and licking your face

if it was zeus he’d do a hell of a lot more than lick your face let’s be real

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

gravity-loves-me:

vulpixc0re:

Life lesson: If anyone is scared of you, lick them.

#okay but if legendaries are basically like gods this is like zeus coming down from mt. olympus and licking your face

if it was zeus he’d do a hell of a lot more than lick your face let’s be real

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gaytransguys:

fuckyourgender:

 

I love how this makes more sense than doing 15 minutes of argumentative Trans 101 with an adult.

Ugh, but, context.

(Source: the--watcher)

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